Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day
What did the volcano say to his girlfriend? I Lava you
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day
What do you call a small shop?
Lidl!
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day
Have you heard, there’s a new really healthy president in America. His name is Berocca Bama
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day
Did you hear about the sprinter? He thought he was relay fast.
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day!
What do you call a romantic calculator? Casionova
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day!
Hear about the magician? he made the door ajar!
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day!
What do you call a fisherman’s wife? Annette
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day!
Adam Ant has quit music now. Works at a butchers! He stands and does livers
Claire’s painfully rubbish joke of the day! X2!
- What did the Fisherman say to his girlfriend when she asked him to get married? ‘I’ll have to mullet over
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